You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire