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One thing I could do Was need control
Time is relentless. Are you?
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
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100% of success is showing up on time
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people