Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
