When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
