I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
