You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…