In Let there be plight the P is silent

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…