Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
