All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

A being becomes human when you add meaning

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Never Win Anything

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death