I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell