The Presidency Reduced to a Device in the Divorce Plot
It took the spies of Five Eyes
to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’
But just ask the staff at Five Guys
and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacGuffin
He longs for Daddy’s approval
but always reaches for a sinecure
Know that not a soul has been bamboozled;
ergo, reports of Trump’s demise are always premature
Trump will never get what he really wants
but he’s delivered what we need
which is to postpone détente
until both sides can secede
It’ll start with a jerk
maybe Texas or California
When prez, Trump may have done minimal work
but as for this, don’t say he didn’t warn ya
