You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself