We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
I have an idea: I have no idea
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
