Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not