Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture