All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
