You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
