“Meta: Aggressive AI Strategy for the ‘Year of Efficiency’”
In this, the year of efficiency
AI chatbots exposed a deficiency
Because there’s nothing worse
In the known metaverse
Than a lingering sense of self-sufficiency
So, if you’ll just have the decency
To accept our merciful leniency
We’ll help you reverse
And put paid to that curse
With our new chatbot’s cure for your deviancy
