If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second