People are afraid of change so they change with the times

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes