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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Hail to the Chief of Police

He was a Murphy’s law and order Republican:
Everyone who can be locked up
will be locked up

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When an Unstoppable Force Hits an Immovable Object, You Get a Clown Car That Is Infinitely Vast but Going Nowhere

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
The Truth Hurts

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
I Was Born into a Family, but I Wasn’t a Member Until I Paid the Price of Admission

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
Haiku

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Smile Less, Talk More

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
What Languish Do You Speak?

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
The Stages of Change: How the Best Actor in a Drama Became a Real-life Action Hero

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
“Negative space may be used to depict a subject in a chosen medium by showing everything around the subject, but not the subject itself”

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
Daydream Analysis

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
The Stages of Group Envelopment: Forming, Storming, Norming, and Conforming

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Under the Sun

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
Be Careful What You Mask For, You Just Might Beget It

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
Your Ego Will Keep Shedding Bodies Until Your Soul Sheds Its Ego

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
All Life Is an Overcoming

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
“Researchers at the University of Texas at Austin reported they successfully used a brain scanner paired with an AI language model to glean the gist of a person’s thoughts and translate them into words”

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning



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