And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…