I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing