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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

The Death Instinct Can Lead to Aggression or Heaven (the Former May Feel Like the Latter but Only Leads to Hell)

In order to live
I can’t die (but you can)
 
In order to live and let live
I must (eventually) die

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Heaven or Las Vegas?

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
Donald Trump Isn’t King; He’s the Borg Queen

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
God Is a Net; We’ve Chosen the Internet

If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
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The Choice

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
If Things Go Wrong, We Can Always Do No Wrong

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
God Is a Big Believer in On-the-job Training

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
No Perspective

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Bad Things Happen to Good People and Good Things Happen to Bad People Because We Have Divided the World into Good and Bad People When, Instead, We Are All God’s People

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…
All Out-group Membership Cards Will Be Distributed by the In-group

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
This Poem Isn’t Funny Because It Explains a Joke

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
Believe

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
Haiku

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
A Time’s Up Redux

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Shifting the Blame Is My Superpower

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
The Reward for Good Work Is Always More Work Unless the Reward Is Shabbos

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial



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