It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify