All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go