The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
