The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers