The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…