The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
