Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

“The human body generates more bio…

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

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You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four