In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…