Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach