To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting