Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
