If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school