Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant