I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
When God closes one store He opens another
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
