A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question