The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes