If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
