It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all