The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations