The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It