In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
There is no Status quo But there is Status
