Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
My ego is too big
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards