Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something