There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…