On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job