All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Easy to please but problematic to appease

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us