This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
