Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time