It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Never Win Anything

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?