I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough