Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me