Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
