I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…