It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but