It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense