Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said