The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
