At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe