How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land