I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
