When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
