No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event