If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything