I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich