It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
