For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

If you fear God Then you will turn your attention… At various times each day Coming to learn that the fear of… Is the fear of losing your connect…

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you